claxton

random pub talk, useful for insulting and requesting services

"oi claxton get me a pint!"
or
"your a fucking claxton"
or
"if you dont shut your claxton i'll fuck you up"

by dyn0snore June 13, 2005

claxton

penis

i like claxton (meaning penis)

by penislover699 December 1, 2021

Claxton, GA

Fruitiest town in Georgia, known for being the home of the Georgia Fruit Cake.

Ya'll tasted that there fruit cake yet? It came from the Claxton, GA fruitcakes!

by notafruit December 18, 2008

Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.

Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton

by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.

YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.

by c.t July 18, 2005

Brooke Claxton

someone who dosnt even give a courtesy spit when shoving a monster vibrator up your sorry ass

Brooke Claxton raped my butthole and didnt even give a courtesy spit.

by i will fuck you in the mouth:) April 17, 2011

clayton kershaw

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.

I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012