clarkism

A descriptive metaphor used by jeremy clarkson, using obscure references

this car drives like a load of old hoares trapped in a tin can - a clarkism

by Sam Bastable January 9, 2009

clarism

a philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions. some of the principles include the idolization of the physical features that the creators of the philosophy have and the extreme distaste for those of men. those that follow clarism are known as "clarists" and are known for their attractiveness and intelligence. clarists also believe that anyone more beautiful than Clara and her companions simply does not exist and that they must be a glitch in the fabric of reality.

person: wow look at those girls, they totally fit the beauty standard of clarism
other person: clarism?
person: yeah, the philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions
other person: wow that sounds awesome
person: it is lol.

by afigmentof.your.imagination January 21, 2021

Clarismatic

1. Defines a beautiful girl with high levels of energy, comedy and intellect.

She chaired the meeting in her Clarismatic way.

by KD175 August 6, 2021

Clankism

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against an artificial life form or clanker on the basis of their membership in a particular machine or robotic group

a program to combat clankism

by BDB64 March 7, 2026