clarkism
clarkism by Sam Bastable January 9, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Pirate Clarkism
A highly respected religion centered around the worship of Pirate Clark, the legendary captain said to roam the endless halls of the Backrooms. Followers believe that every flickering light is a sign, every vending machine is a sacred relic, and that if you hear "Yarr..." echoing down a yellow hallway, Pirate Clark has chosen you.
Pirate Clarkism by Mrcdogs20 July 31, 2026
Related Words
clarism
a philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions. some of the principles include the idolization of the physical features that the creators of the philosophy have and the extreme distaste for those of men. those that follow clarism are known as "clarists" and are known for their attractiveness and intelligence. clarists also believe that anyone more beautiful than Clara and her companions simply does not exist and that they must be a glitch in the fabric of reality.
person: wow look at those girls, they totally fit the beauty standard of clarism
other person: clarism?
person: yeah, the philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions
other person: wow that sounds awesome
person: it is lol.
other person: clarism?
person: yeah, the philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions
other person: wow that sounds awesome
person: it is lol.
clarism by afigmentof.your.imagination January 21, 2021
Clarismatic
Clarismatic by KD175 August 6, 2021
Clankism
Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against an artificial life form or clanker on the basis of their membership in a particular machine or robotic group
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026