clarkism
clarkism by Sam Bastable January 9, 2009
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Pirate Clarkism
A highly respected religion centered around the worship of Pirate Clark, the legendary captain said to roam the endless halls of the Backrooms. Followers believe that every flickering light is a sign, every vending machine is a sacred relic, and that if you hear "Yarr..." echoing down a yellow hallway, Pirate Clark has chosen you.
Pirate Clarkism by Mrcdogs20 July 31, 2026
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clarism
a philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions. some of the principles include the idolization of the physical features that the creators of the philosophy have and the extreme distaste for those of men. those that follow clarism are known as "clarists" and are known for their attractiveness and intelligence. clarists also believe that anyone more beautiful than Clara and her companions simply does not exist and that they must be a glitch in the fabric of reality.
person: wow look at those girls, they totally fit the beauty standard of clarism
other person: clarism?
person: yeah, the philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions
other person: wow that sounds awesome
person: it is lol.
other person: clarism?
person: yeah, the philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions
other person: wow that sounds awesome
person: it is lol.
clarism by afigmentof.your.imagination January 21, 2021
Clarismatic
Clarismatic by KD175 August 6, 2021
Clankism
Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against an artificial life form or clanker on the basis of their membership in a particular machine or robotic group
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