Clange

A really sweaty, gross vagina.

Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.

Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.

Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.

How was she?
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!

Or

She had the clangiest vagina of all!

by WhatWhatWhat March 20, 2014

CLANG CLANG CLANG

A joke name for porn involving one or more mechanical robots; mostly Transformers or Gundams. It derived from an Optimus/Megatron comic that, during the sex scene, made the sound effects "CLANG CLANG CLANG" and has been an internet meme on /m/ ever since.

/m/an #1: Can I have your CLANG CLANG CLANG folder? Especially the stuff with Dolores and Guncannon-tan."

by Ryoga-chan April 10, 2009

Clang Clang Clang

Refill, please

Costumer: Clang Clang Clang

Waitress: coming right up

by Detective N August 10, 2019

clang clang clang

Otherwise known as the gay test. Go up to a boy and say "Clang clang clang!" If he answers with "Went the trolley!" and a big smile, then yeah...he's probably gay.

Lauren wanted to prove that just because Jimmy was bisexual, he was still interested in her. Unfortunately, the clang clang clang came up positive.

by Jhesy June 1, 2006

clang

The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be.

"Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!"

by Stephen Welsh March 23, 2006

clang

When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.

Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles

Person: CLANG!

by humbugtheman October 12, 2009

Clang

The sound made when hitting two (or more) Olympic medals together during sexual intercourse between athletes.

There's going to be a lot of clanging this year in Sochi. Let's clang!

by Drocco February 23, 2014