clamp your ham

Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.

If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham

by pseudonym1812 August 25, 2017

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019