Erv: "Man, skinny Tri Delts are like fat chicks, they're fun to ride, but everyone knows they're Tri Delts and they're probably really fat, in reality, so they cramp your style."
Gil: "No I got a better one. Fat chicks are EXACTLY like Tri Delts."
Erv: "Why?"
Gil: "They're both FAT!"
Both: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!! HAHA! Ha."
Erv: "That really wasn't funny."
Gil: "Nope."
Erv: "Let's go whale watching."
Gil: "There's no ocean around."
Erv: "No, but the Tri Delts are going on a trip to the lake today."
Gil: "AWWWWWW RIIIIIGHT! Giggidy giggidy!"

I've been jabbed