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clamp slapper 

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).
While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.
clamp slapper by Van Mad August 10, 2006
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clam slapper 

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.
"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."
clam slapper by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

Clam Slapper 

The definition of a Clam Slapper is when two dykes in initiate vaginal rubbing.
An example of a Clam Slapper is any lesbian activity that occurs due to vaginas rubbing, smacking or clapping of any sort.
Clam Slapper by Bluntman3456 January 18, 2011

Kentucky Clam Slapper 

The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"
Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"

clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",
Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!
clam snapper by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010

shitty clap snapper 

A girl who has a shitty vagina and carrys around the clap.
Shes gotta mean shitty clap snapper

alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on
I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
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