Clam Cakes 

The sweaty buildup of lint around the private area of a large woman in extreme heat or activities involving friction.

I wish judy would wash up before coming over, im tired of pulling clam cakes from my beard in the morning.

Clam Cakes by cadillac borat August 20, 2011

Rhode Island Clam Cake 

After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face

Last night I surprised my boyfriend with a Rhode Island Clam Cake!!! Chowda on the side!

Rhode Island Clam Cake by RIoysters May 19, 2011

clam cake 

A moist, sweet tasting vagina.

Dude, Liz let me taste her clam cake...it was so delicious!

clam cake by Mr. Automatic June 22, 2011

Cramcakes 

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.

"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."

Cramcakes by billebllunt May 8, 2014