claimplain 

When you work in insurance and complain about claims

“Hey rayshaun, can I claimplain to you? I just had the worst customer, I need to vent.”

claimplain by Secretsleuth February 27, 2025

camplaining 

A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.

Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"

Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."

camplaining by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010

Adam De Champlain 

cool guy

Oh that’s a cool guy, his name is probably Adam De Champlain!

Adam De Champlain by adamdechamplain April 8, 2021

clamsplain 

The female version of mansplaining. A woman explaining something condescendingly to a man that they already know.

M: once you mentioned it, I got it haha
M: I'm bad with references XD
F: did you get it? I can clamsplain it to you if you need me to

clamsplain by sixpointfivetatersoutoftater June 28, 2017

Clamsplaining 

1. The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, e.g., Womansplaining.

2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.

3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.

"I was trying to answer her question when suddenly she started clamsplaining how my answer isn't valid because I'm a man."

Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."

Clamsplaining by Kintsugi Haikyo November 26, 2019

Champlain College 

A small college in Burlington, VT with a mix of hippies, druggies, ski/ snowboard bums, and gamers. Your social standing is mostly based on the amount of powder you shred and the amount you put up your nose.

Guy 1: Those girls really know how to party

Guy 2: Well of course, they do go to Champlain College

Champlain College by ChamplainCollegeVT April 5, 2010

Pont Champlain 

The bridge one takes into Montreal if you are headed in from the Southside of the island. This is known as Anglo-Soul Glo-After the Party it's off to the bowling alley with Sally, Chief O'Malley, and Rand-McNally, Cali. That is, if you just ate a sheet of pot-brownies like I did.

I took Pont Champlain into Montreal. It was the most beautiful bridge I rode on all day. Believe me, I seen a lot of fucking bridges today, Daddy.

Pont Champlain by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005