A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The
festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top
douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL
golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.