Chut - beak. Chutbeak is a word defining a special individual someone with a extraordinary perfect bottom half. Chutbeak is a derivative of the body parts labeled butt cheek but used with a very unique habit commonly inherited by a rather comical individual, pronouncing two words said together but swapping the first letter of each to be intentionally confusing while having a side of humor. Only the finest and rarest of humanity gifted with a shape of perfection are deserving of this sacred alias as 99.9% of the population only will come in contact with only one that is deserving of this name as they are without a doubt, the chosen one and your better half.
I love you so much Chutbeak, there’s nothing in this universe to explain how lucky I am and how much you entering my life has been such a blessing, only a queen such as yourself with an incredible wagon like yours is deserving of the permanent position with the gifted alias Chutbeak.
by Jack with the hammer November 18, 2021