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Church bell

Example: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. Some total church bell on the street wouldn't stop lecturing me about Scientology. Do you know what a thetan is?"
Church bell by Vabe Tellurion December 18, 2022
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church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.
Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!
church bell by pentozali October 18, 2006

Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.
"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."
Church Bell by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018

church bell

to flick ones balls. testicles if u will.
i will church bell your balls if u dont finish this sexx.
church bell by angellllliiiccaaa December 29, 2007

Church bell

When you're fucking a bitch and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound
Dude I had the church bells ringing all night
Church bell by Big dugg January 10, 2016

Church-Bell 

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
Church-Bell by C L G January 31, 2021

breaking the church bell 

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.
Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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