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church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.
Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!
church bell by pentozali October 18, 2006

Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.
"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."
Church Bell by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018

church bell

to flick ones balls. testicles if u will.
i will church bell your balls if u dont finish this sexx.
church bell by angellllliiiccaaa December 29, 2007

Church bell

When you're fucking a bitch and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound
Dude I had the church bells ringing all night
Church bell by Big dugg January 10, 2016

Church-Bell 

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
Church-Bell by C L G January 31, 2021

breaking the church bell 

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.
Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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