adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag".
Kanye West's next album should just be 20 tracks of his incessant whining, cuz his last one was chipoltcray.
A sex act performed by having a female lay down on her back on the floor. The male then squats down and titty-fucks the female upside down, so that his asshole rubs up and down on her nose.
a word used, often in frustration, when willing another person to use their mouth in order to suck upon a given object. Many nouns can be placed after the expression for added meaning.
Un chupon puede ser una forma util de cumplir las necesidades emocionales de los ninos. ("A pacifier can be a useful way to fulfill the emotional needs of children")
Tengo la carne y tengo el sazon, podemos jugar pero no dejes el chupon ("I have the meat and I have the flavor, we can play but don't leave hickeys", from a pitbull song)
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).