David: Man, I drank so much
last night, i went home and i set my
house on fire! Now I live in box.
Harry: No man, I drank so much
last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!
John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!
Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.
David & John: ....