A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

Alaskan Spear-Chucker by Uthorr February 11, 2013

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mulch chucker

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.

Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"

mulch chucker by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

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Cluckery

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)

Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.

Cluckery by Netah March 23, 2008

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