One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
A beta cuck bitch is a term for a guy who jerks off all day and hasn't touched a woman in years. He's a beta because he's not alpha. He's a cuck because he gets off on other guys fucking his favorite pornstars. And he's a bitch because he's equivalent to a girl in the eyes of other women.
Brady: Watch me as I try to talk to this woman. Oh wait, nevermind. I'm too scared. I'm going to go back to my mommy's basement and watch porn instead.
Daman: Brady, you're such a beta cuck bitch.
Sometimes, females get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc). When this happens you gotta check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically letting her know who the man is in the situation. Failure to check a bitch leads to a man becoming a simp who women don't respect. All macks know that checkin a bitch is a crucial part of the game.
)How to check a bitch and how not to check a bitch)
Simp: Please honey stop the yelling I'm sure we can figure this out.
Mack: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?