chronabis 

Some extremely good weed. Chronic + cannabis = chronabis

Bruh I got that chronabis let's get high

chronabis by Chronabis April 5, 2016

chronoisseur 

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.

Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

chronoisseur by Chronisauraus Rex June 4, 2009

chronnoisseur 

Someone who is very enthusiastic about marijuana, and knows a lot about the subject.

He is quite the chronnoisseur.

chronnoisseur by nuglifee December 7, 2009

Chronnoisseur 

An admirer and fancier of marijuana. Can pertain to actual plant, devices used, and/or sociologies related to.

Jack: "Spence, you are SUCH a Stoner!"
Spencer: "I prefer the term 'chronnoisseur', thank you."

Chronnoisseur by Bruk March 11, 2006

Chroniscope 

An instrument used in measuring the amount of naturally occurring and/or synthetically created THC an object contains.

It measures both surface area content, and net THC percentage.

It displays this information as a ratio of
synthetic or organic THC to non-THC matter.

A general analysis of Hash from a Chroniscope would maybe find

98% surface area value of THC molecules
and say a 70% net THC content; the other 30% consisting of foreign matter like hair, dust particles, dead skin cells, plant matter etc...

Chroniscope by asdfgs March 9, 2009

Coronabinging 

Slang for the now common consumerist pattern of streaming entertainment and endless nighttime eating now that COVID has given us back so much time with so few limits.

Hell yeah, my Coronabinging is getting a little out of hand - but it’s fun until I have to get up off the couch and go outside again!

Coronabinging by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020

Chyronalism

Chyronalism (chyron + journalism) happens when news media fact-checks lying asshole fuckfaces like Donald Trump in on-screen graphics. "Chyronalism" has taken the place of actual journalism since profit-driven news media is all about access and ratings. They DGAF about confronting lying politicians to their faces, so they fact-check in the chyron.

Brindy was in the CNN production room during a live broadcast when she committed an act of Chyronalism; from a quick Google search she found Donald Trump to be a lying shitbird and corrected him on-screen in the chyron.

Chyronalism by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2016