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A person who is very unintelligent and may show signs of needing mental help.
Your are acting like such a Chromey right now!
Chromey by Shmeatboy November 14, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
What you call someone who is missing a few, or has an excess amount of chromosomes.
Danny McBride: Wassup Chromey?
Victor: isn't his name Serg?
Danny: yeah, but you didn't hear? They tested his ass and apparently he's missing some chromosomes.
Victor: Fuck, I knew it.
Chromey by Dick Picker October 20, 2023
Adj.
Someone that has high lung capacity
Someone that just fucking sucks
That chromey bitch could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Chromey by anonymous June 26, 2023

Chromey Homie 

Term of endearment for a friend with Down syndrome. Also can be used to describe a friend who is perhaps not the brightest.
Little does she know, the black kid was actually the one on danger😂. Chromey Homie was not in danger at all 😂😂😂😂. He WAS the danger😂
Chromey Homie by Harry Nuhsak September 18, 2025

Chromebook 

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

chrome dipper 

Someone with lots of money who is willing to spend all of it, even to the point of bankruptcy, to outfit his/her ride with chrome.
Yo man, Johnny's sucha chrome dipper, his momma ain't got no place to live!
chrome dipper by Cheria January 8, 2009

Chromebook 

A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
Chromebook by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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