christmas timber 

on christmas when you are unpacking your gifts, nothing ruins it with your christmas tree falling straight down onto your temples and knocking you out cold, this is what is referred to as christmas timber.

on the news the other day, a few people suffered from christmas timber while opening their beatiful presents, and had to go to the hospital!

christmas timber by reffered to as bill murray?yes November 29, 2009

Timberlake Christian School 

A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.

F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?

F2: yeah it sucks

F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?

F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.

Timberlake Christian School by No0nebutM3 June 1, 2018