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Christmas goose 

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party
after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled
Christmas goose by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
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christmas goose 

A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.
Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"
christmas goose by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Christmas Goose 

A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.

#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?

No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
Christmas Goose by BrOsKi April 9, 2013

Christmas Goose 

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.
Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"
Christmas Goose by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018

high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.
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