christmas boyfriend  

when a girl decides to get a boyfriend in time for christmas. This is so that she isn't lonely over the holiday period and so that she can get extra presents that she would otherwise have to go without. The male in the relationship is so blinded by his luck of having a girlfriend he agrees to buy whatever she requests and even gets a job/second job just to pay for her presents. He is unaware that he will be dumped just days after presents have been exchanged.

nicole: where is my new red dress?
tom: im so sorry, i didn't have enough money!
nicole: what, you cheap bastard! don't u love me?
tom: of corse i do,i got a new job and worked all the overtime i could and i got everything else on the list! isn't £300 of presents enough!
nicole: no! soon as its january your gone. then i'm gonna find a boyfriend with a proper hair cut and more money
tom: nooooooooooo im a christmas boyfriend ! nooooooo

christmas boyfriend by dario a. l. December 7, 2006

Christmas boyfriend 

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

Christmas boyfriend by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004