Chrisjob
Chrisjob by Lanalmandrogan July 23, 2012
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Christobal Huet
When you are doing someone in bed, and they let you get through into them because they cannot block your private area from getting into their genetalia, like Huet cannot stop a puck from getting into his goal
Christobal Huet by Ajhgui May 24, 2009
christobeer
someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
christobeer by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010
Christobelle
Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.
Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
Christobelle by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017
ChrisJohnsified
A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.
Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.
I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.
I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.
ChrisJohnsified by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023
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