christoburg
A lost soul on a journey for love. Unfortunately this exciting trek has taken him across a vast ocean of mucus which doesn't leave the most pleasant appearance.
Despite this he has what may be described as the perfect face structure, some may say it looks somewhat sculped and enhanced but he's all natural. That jaw line!
When it comes to his body, what can we say... Most desire for body fat figures of below 10 to get a sneak peek of those abs, well imagine what's on show when we are at 0, pure perfection.
Now we talk below the belt, the burg is not religious or magically inclined so you won't find a wizards hat. The number of crusty socks sat in landfill can be taken as testiment to the lack of sensitivity he must now have, so you ladies may think you're in for long and passionate sessions... You're wrong!
Overall he's an alright kind of guy.
Despite this he has what may be described as the perfect face structure, some may say it looks somewhat sculped and enhanced but he's all natural. That jaw line!
When it comes to his body, what can we say... Most desire for body fat figures of below 10 to get a sneak peek of those abs, well imagine what's on show when we are at 0, pure perfection.
Now we talk below the belt, the burg is not religious or magically inclined so you won't find a wizards hat. The number of crusty socks sat in landfill can be taken as testiment to the lack of sensitivity he must now have, so you ladies may think you're in for long and passionate sessions... You're wrong!
Overall he's an alright kind of guy.
Would I have sex with christoburg? No probably not.
Oh shit! Is that christoburg staring at me from across the road? It is! *Jumps into road*
Oh shit! Is that christoburg staring at me from across the road? It is! *Jumps into road*
christoburg by Darriuss November 23, 2021
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