Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake
ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl
by horny seventh graderzzz June 23, 2011
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3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.
I Chris Allened the fastest.
by TM Bill August 28, 2022
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