chow meining

The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.

Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.

by just_warming_up September 10, 2009

chow mein

a wrongly spelt name for "Chow mien" which means fried noodles. Pronounced like "chao mien" Usually used and spoken by english speakers or non-chinese speakers.

Shane: Let's get some chow mein!
Xiangji: It's Chow Mien, u fucktard!!!

by Huang April 23, 2007

Chow Mein

Code for going over to a guy/girl's place for a hookup.
Think "Netflix and chill".

I know you love Chinese girl and I'm a pretty good cook. Chow mein is my speciality😉

by Thakiso January 11, 2017

chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth

"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019

Chicken Chow Mein

Genericized word for food.

Let's go get some chicken chow mein somewhere, I'm starving!

by candotude March 31, 2009

Chow Mein Gash

A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .

i got chow mein gash

this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.

by Samuel Justin adesanya July 20, 2007

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirts asian special

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008