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wow! i have never seen that fat of a chousa
chousa by AdamTheMonk December 27, 2013
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Chouvazz 

A mystical golden haired being that tends to intentionally lose in video games whilst being very mad for no apparent reason
Yo dude, we can win this, stop being such a Chouvazz
Chouvazz by ManicFG October 28, 2019
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A sexual term used by black men referring to their dick when flirting/fucking white women or women of non-african american descent. Usually men that have a Chosage are well endowed...i.e., Chocolate Sausage!!!
Yo the pinktoe I had last nite couldn't get enough of this chosage son!

Shorty rode ya man yesterday and straight smoked my chosage kid!

OMG girl his chosage was Awesome!

Fuck that lame with that punk ass snausage, get with a brotha thats packing a Big Black Chosage bitch!

chousemas 

The definition of a wepskinki at christmas
I was out with an absoloute Chousemas tonight and it got naughty
chousemas by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018

Chossauge 

(Ch-OS- ije) (Noun) The genitals of a male who gets all the women
Oi surely whip out the Chossauge for me
A Guy/Girl name dating back to Chinese and Tibetan Culture of loving men, The name in Tibetan means The lover of Men, it is the name that all homosexuals love and will want their name to be.

Nicknames for Choesam are Choegato, Chloe, Sam, Choey, and Man Lover

Doug: Who is that sucking Ben off
Hunter: Oh that's Choesam he loves doing that
Anthony:I wish he would do me next
Dude that's Choesam right there he loves men.
choesam by BenC2006 February 4, 2022
from the legend of the Mexican mythical bird beast that would come to collect the souls of the dying, a term for a girl that is irrefutably ugly- almost to a humorous extent when they think they're pretty. Usually have very low self-esteem and only succeed in finding significant others by promiscuity. And even then, they don't stick around long. "L.C." for short.
"You see that girl check you out, buddy?"
"You mean that la chusa, dude?"
"Hahaha well she's not the prettiest..."
"Don't call a LC a 'she'. Try 'it'."
la chusa by MaxBB February 9, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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