when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off
by cred80 March 5, 2009
Get the chop off mug.Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.
'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'
by Chris987 May 25, 2008
Get the chop-off mug.when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
by Earl G. October 25, 2004
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Get the chop off dick december mug.An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
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"Damn!! Her titties is straight off the chop!"
It just means something dope!!!
by Chase K. da true. October 2, 2009
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