A typical tube light that basically drops the IQ level of the room to his level. True of heart in all the wrong places. Every group needs a "Chooda" to keep everyone in a lighthearted mood and uplifted.
A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
A chooma is a fictional being from the animated cartoon on youtube The Big Lez Show. A chooma is a fucked yellow thing that kinda looks like homer simpson but if he had down syndrome. There only way of communication is screaming.