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chocolate covered raisin 

The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.

This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.
Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.

When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.

chocolate covered raisin 

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.
"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

Chocolate-covered raisin

a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.
Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.

chocolate covered raisin 

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

Chocolate raisins 

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

chocolate covered raisins 

A very tasty treat where raisins are covered in delicious milk chocolate. The end result is a chewy tasty snack!