chomp the box 

A male using his tongue to stimulate the clit of a female. In other words, 'eating the pussy'.

"Some guys really like to chomp the box."

chomp the box by monsieur merveille March 13, 2017

boxing the bald champ 

For a male to chronically masterbate

Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ

boxing the bald champ by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003