noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??
Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"
Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"
by DEHS May 8, 2006
to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.
Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.
by Andrew_ZV April 10, 2006
to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said
by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006
Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020