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choke on it 

what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune
Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!
choke on it by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Choke On It 

I have read a couple crazy definitions of this phrase, but my father - David H. Stocky - Used it to say it when people were really greedy - like cheated him, or tried to get on over on him, and it wasn't worth pummeling them, he would say "Choke on it" to mean that he hoped their greed and unscrupulous behavior came back to them.
Suzy stole my last cookie again, she can choke on it.
Choke On It by Old School Amy February 28, 2012

choke on it 

Live with the results or consequences of your actions since I have warned you of the outcome.
fan-Hey Jerry Jones you need to hire a general manager or your team will keep losing.

Jerry- I am not going to hire a gm I am doing great job.

fan-Choke on it. (lmao)
choke on it by mandengho October 20, 2012

choke on it 

when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)
One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.
choke on it by Nick Sokolnikov April 15, 2021
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026