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choke on a dick 

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.
Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!
choke on a dick by Adrian May 25, 2007
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choke on a dick 

Phrase used to express anger toward another.
damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!
choke on a dick by Emily July 27, 2004

choke on a dick musubi 

An expression of dislike or extreme dislike for another person.

This expression originated from audience reaction of an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is repulsed by the some Hawaiian cuisine, specifically Spam musubi and poi.
Andrew Zimmern thinks that spam musubi is repulsive? He can choke on a dick musubi!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026