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a choit is a run of the mill douche bag. It can be any type of race or person in particular but they have to give off a real douchebag vibe.
Some traits found in a Choit are as follows:
1. snotty
2. obnoxious
3. loud
4. thinking they are bad ass but really stupid skater kids
5. freshman who think they are the shit but are actually 5'4 and weigh 100lbs
6. freshman who try and fight a senior
7. kids who usually have small penises
8. kids who just fail in general
9. kids who are about to have there asses beat
10. politicians

Choit is pronounced like chuh-oit
Coming from a french verb
'wow did you see that kid try and call out that senior and almost get his ass beat?' 'LMAO! I did what a freakin choit!'
Choit by Daisuke-san January 7, 2010
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Any extremely annoying or overwhelmingly dumb person, a wannabe, a douche bag, or basically any other asshole there is.
"That wannabe skater kid at lunch was such a choit. He tried to start a fight over a seat."
Choit by Anti-Choit Revolutionary January 7, 2010
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out of a dick
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choit by Noah February 29, 2004
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Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
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Chito Hole 

A seemingly miraculous break in an otherwise impenetrable line of thunderstorms.
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Man that weather looks bad, I hope we can find a Chito Hole
Chito Hole by Trailerpark1 May 26, 2010
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