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Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.
Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?
Choffed by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011
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to get very stoned, high
I was smoking a fat blunt yesterday and i got soo choffed i thought i was flying

This party sucks who wants to get choffed
Choffed by Masson December 3, 2004
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Having or showing feelings of resilience and merriment even while exhausted. Going beyond one's capabilities and then finding the will to party.
• After pulling a double, they were well and truly choffed on the way to the concert.
• I was absolutely choffed, but I made it to the venue.

// Not to be confused with "chuffed."
Choffed by 1or11 June 13, 2025
To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.
Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.
Chuffed by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
British slang to describe someone getting shanked or knifed. Typically used by roadmen.
“Someone just got cheffed up”
“Oi pussy blud wanna get cheffed”
“Naaaa word on the street is dat opps are packing skengs, let’s cut, don’t wanna get cheffed out here”
Cheffed by Ricky420blazeit August 8, 2018
To be very excited and/or impressed.
"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"
Chuffed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019
Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.
That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!
choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011
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A)
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