chode finger 

a extremely fat and short finger

dude, peter has some major chode fingers.

chode finger by bon mackalasky November 21, 2007

Chode Fingers 

1. Someone who has really fat fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.

Chode Fingers by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

Chode Fingers 

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.

Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!

Chode Fingers by Upgrayded November 13, 2009

Chinese Chode Fingers 

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

Chinese Chode Fingers by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Five Finger Choke 

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate

Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window

Five Finger Choke by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020

chodelinger 

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.

I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger

chodelinger by internuggler February 20, 2004