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Chode Fingers 

1. Someone who has really fat fingers
Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.
Chode Fingers by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

Chode Fingers 

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.
Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!
Chode Fingers by Upgrayded November 13, 2009

Chinese Chode Fingers 

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.
"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

Five Finger Choke 

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window

chodelinger 

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.
I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger
chodelinger by internuggler February 20, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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