chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

chode artist by Poompi March 31, 2016

Choke Artist 

To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.

Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.

Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.

Choke Artist by NYNYNYNYNY March 10, 2007

Choke Artist 

1.A player that succeeds in playing so fantastically bad that it is considered a form of art.

2.Someone who is incapable of competing effectively when the situation calls for it.

3.A player who makes a career of faltering in the clutch situation.

Tony Romo is the complete choke artist. He has great stats during the regular season, but then he just chokes so hard in the playoffs.
Also see; Donovan Mcnabb, Kobe Bryant(without Shaq), Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, and the Buffalo Bills of the early 90's

Choke Artist by Scoobysnacks28 January 24, 2009

choke artist 

Completely failing to succeed. Building up a season full of hype and shitting the bed unmercifully.

Washington Capitals: May 13, 2009 displayed the epitome of a choke artist in it's purest form.

choke artist by j. feldy May 13, 2009

Choke Artist 

see Marco Rubio

"This guy (Marco Rubio) is a choke artist, and this guy (Ted Cruz) is a liar" - Donald Trump

Choke Artist by tturkey August 28, 2016

Choke Artist 

The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.

Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.

Choke Artist by chingachgook August 23, 2016

Choke Artist 

A team that can't win in the clutch.

The Houston Astros choke every season whether it be in the playoffs or late in the regular season. What a dissapointing and frustrating team to watch.

Choke Artist by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003