A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.
1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
by B.ryeen April 13, 2008
while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes
by fintygamery January 5, 2009
John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!
by itssojuvia October 7, 2021