chocolate spider 

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

chocolate spider by C-whiz December 18, 2005

chocolate spider 

Another name for asshole

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."

chocolate spider by myopia September 19, 2009

Chocolate spider 

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

Chocolate spider by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

chocolate spider 

After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.

She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.

chocolate spider by lonewolf703 October 18, 2008

Chocolate Spider Web 

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

Chocolate Spider Web by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

chocolate spider web of doom 

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

chocolate spider web of doom by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

Chocolate slider 

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis

Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough

Chocolate slider by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010