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chocolate spider 

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."
chocolate spider by myopia September 19, 2009

chocolate spider 

After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.
She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.
chocolate spider by lonewolf703 October 18, 2008

Chocolate Spider Web 

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

Chocolate slider 

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis
Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough