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chocolate o'clock 

the time at which it is necessary to consume massive amounts of chocolate. this phenomenon could occur at any given time of day.
"I'm feeling kind of sleepy."

"Hey! It's chocolate o'clock!"
chocolate o'clock by bahrainz February 13, 2005

Chocolate Alarm Clock 

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

Chocolate Alarm Clock 

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026