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Chocolate Alarm Clock
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The
act
of shitting upon one's face whilst
sleeping
for the
purpose
of awakening them.
To sum up the
heighth
of his shitty
morning
, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm
Clock
".
Chocolate Alarm Clock
by
GayNegroid69
February 15, 2020
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Chocolate Alarm Clock
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The
act
of shitting upon one's face whilst
sleeping
for the
purpose
of awakening them.
To sum up the
heighth
of his shitty
morning
, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm
Clock
".
Chocolate Alarm Clock
by
GayNegroid69
February 15, 2020
0
0
Get merch