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Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018
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Chloconut 

A very unique wild species of coconut. Fusion of the world's finest Chloe and Thailand's best coconuts. An amazing, vibrant, and hard-working human being. Has the mentality of a beast and works like a machine.
Did you hear about chloconut? I sure did, everybody needs a chloconut in their life!
Chloconut by jscc123foreverr! January 12, 2023

Golden Chloroform 

Most notorious el rapisto of vienna. Drugged so many women with chloroform he that he unlocked the golden chloroform bottle. Legends say he still lounges around in the dark corners of Meidling waiting for innocent black haired women to cross his path.
Chris: "You heard what happened to Caro at the party yesterday??"
Thomas: "Nah bro, what happened?"
Chris: "She got the Golden Chloroform my man!"

Chloompy 

Chloompy:

A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.

Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.
“I have sand stuck between my toes, it’s so chloompy.”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”

“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”
Chloompy by Wacky Challah December 31, 2020

chodoboy 

an actor in the movie 'orgazmo' created by the guys from southpark, is a parody of the pron industry and includes both matt stone, trey parker and also includes porn legend ron jeromie
"its orgazmo and CHODOBOY"
chodoboy by jono February 6, 2004
N- The odor produced from a sweaty or otherwise dirty chode. The most disgusting smell known to mankind produced from dried anal seepage, sweat, and possibly vaginal/penile juices. It is most disgusting in confined spaces like cars, elevators, and dorm rooms.
Drew-"sweet shit! what the crap is that smell?!"
Sam-"dude that's gotta be John's chodor!"
John-"I take pride in my chodor so man up and get used to it."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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