jono's definitions

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

ringstinger

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week

i just gave him a mean ringstinger

by jono September 7, 2003

orange range

a cool j-rock band it makes songs for the anime naruto.

viva rock,road home,hana

by jono December 22, 2004

furr burger

a hairy pussy

man rachel has a fur burger

by jono September 7, 2003

spack badge

another name for a disabled persons parking permit ie: spackbadge, owned by a spack, which permits them to park wherever the fuck they want, but the spack wud be betta off parking it on a cliff edge and gettin a push(if the owner is a retard)

derek:oy, uve left ur spackbadge in my car!!! fukin or8 this, park where i fukin want!
owner of spackbadge ie the spack:wen ur bak down my way, i want it bak!
derek:fuck off ya spack

by jono January 6, 2004

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

dyke

A woman, sometimes a lesbian, who can commonly be seen with a mullet hair style. Usually belives that men are usless and have strong political views against men.

That dyke kicked those three guys' asses.

by Jono December 13, 2003