an excruciatingly long description, by a woman, of an easily understandable observation that makes her description and subsequent explanation of said event utterly incomprehensible.
When my wife got back from brunch with her girlfriends, she came to tell me all about it. Ten minutes into her chixplanation, I left her in the kitchen midsentence to go take a nap on the couch.
by Hurriclipse April 23, 2025