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chip off 

to leave. comes from leaving a smoking session with no smoke for later and trying to ponse some... original phrase was "chip me off a corner" before i go".. shortened and corrupted to "im gonna chip off .. or "im chipping now"
im gonna chip off , catch u laters
chip off by jackmandigger May 31, 2007

chip off of the old block 

Where the "chip" is referring to the son (or sometimes daughter), and the "block" is referring to the father (but seldom the mother). Meaning that the offspring heavily resemble their own parents. Also meaning that the son has acquired a characteristic from their father.
Hey Johnny, that's exactly what your Pop said! You're a real chip off of the old block, ya know that?
chip off of the old block by Coffee February 27, 2005

chip off the old block 

a person much like his or her parent in appearance or characteristics
Party animal JACK Osbourne was a chip off the old block at Pangaea Monday night.

Chip off the old block 

Someone,especially a male who resembles his father.
That dude is chip off the old block.He's really like his dad.
Chip off the old block by BlackPohatu September 22, 2016

chip off the old block 

This parable has been dated since back in the 1700's as has been documented to have been used as "as a chip off the old block." It is a statement that is frequently used to express that person being said about resembles their biological parents in some way.
-Jenny sure does talk a lot - a real chip off the old block.
-Looking at T Swift's mom - not a real chip off the old block.
-Timmy looks like his mother had a secret affair with someone else besides his father - not a chip off the old block.

chip off the old cock 

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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