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chink eyed 

the effect of closed eyes when intaking the cannabis plant
im so high i think jakie chan would call me chink eyed
chink eyed by deezy boy January 1, 2008

chink eyed 

You're eyes are squinted like a Chineses mans;The way your eyes look after you've just smoked some weed, and are high off of your ass...
Corey was so chink eyed after smoking that weed.
chink eyed by Shaquana July 6, 2005

chink-eyed 

when one is sooooo mutha fuckin high and /or drunk they can barely open their peepers!
Shit man, I was so chink-eyed last night!
chink-eyed by Duffy sistahz August 29, 2006

Chink Eyed 

Not necessarily a derogatory term unless an Asian person takes it as so. Most Asians who do smoke pot have distinguished a fine line between the derogatory term (Chink) and this term. And I've met some cool Asians that will allow you to say the latter without shooting an AK-47 at your head.

This is just a term to describe the squinting eyes that one gets when taking the drug, Cannabis.
The author of this definition, KD42 is chink eyed all the time, and thinks Asian women are really hot.
Chink Eyed by KD42 March 14, 2011

chink eyed 

where a chinese person picks there arse and the pokes you in the eyes afterwards
gary says to kyle- ouch that was nasty when that man at tescos chink eyed me i could have cryed
chink eyed by P'n'S dicktionary March 16, 2011

Chink eyed flu 

A descriptive term used to reference a person under the influence of marijuana. One of the symptoms of this popular drug is red squinted eyes. The squinting of the eyes creates slanted eye look. So chink a negative slang word used when referencing someone of asian decent is descriptive of the appearance of the eyes. An additional symptom is lethargy, slow moving pace when high on marijuana, or flu like behavior.
Hey boss...dis real nigga shit got you straight up trippin wit da chink eyed flu.
Chink eyed flu by Or'acle February 19, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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