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chinese torpedo 

A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.
John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!
chinese torpedo by HeatherPleather February 27, 2008
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chinese torpedo 

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard
Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?
chinese torpedo by Beaner September 2, 2004

chineese torpedo 

Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)
Babe think fastt... (swipe) BANG!. lol u were like a chineese torpedo
chineese torpedo by qreymackq December 25, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008