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Chinese Firecracker 

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
Chinese Firecracker by yabs August 25, 2007
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Chinese firecracker 

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?
Chinese firecracker by TheYUPG July 19, 2021

Chinese Firecracker 

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.

chinese firecracker 

Dude don't put wasabi on ur pecker .
Chinese firecracker. It hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy
chinese firecracker by watsabi March 10, 2008
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