chimp gobble 

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

chimp gobble by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

chip gobblers by My May 13, 2003