A word used to describe a very mentally challenged Polish person who's addicted to Minecraft and often cheats to pleasure himself in unsanitary ways. He's always found out, and nobody misses him when banned. He will stop at no boundaries to make your life Hell and be a fucking leech to his friends, and often finds himself saying retarded shit on a daily basis from his mental disabilities. This person is also likely to be a lifelong virgin, unless his mental disability is from his continued sexual abuse by his Uncles, in this case it was gone before he was born.
"I heard that the orphanage down the street has a chidenmatsuez!
"Wow! They'd better come up with a law allowing chidenmatsuez's to be put down because they're never adopted."
"Wow! They'd better come up with a law allowing chidenmatsuez's to be put down because they're never adopted."
by Nocturnal_cockula July 2, 2019
Get the chidenmatsuezmug.