chicken in a box Share definition Flag A dumb ass person that knows nothing and always smokes the strongest weed (Stoned guy) dude how many years are in a year? (Normal guy) you are a fucking chicken in a box. chicken in a box by Londshlong69 March 31, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the chicken in a box mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch